Lepre-Con

The purpose of this site is to put to rest all of the rumors and lies that have been going around lately about the existence and actuality of leprechauns.  Leprechauns are NOT real and have NEVER been real, nor will they ever be.  Even with the new avenues made into genetic sciences, there are too many things associated with leprechauns that will never be possible to achieve.  Even if scientists could make a tiny man, they could never give him a pot of gold, a rainbow, or a green suit.  These accoutrements are very hard to come by.  AND science will never be able to infuse this tiny man with magic.  If you think that is possible, then sorry buddy, but you are DEAD FUCKING WRONG.  I am not trying to be an asshole about this, I am just taking a stand.  You are either born with magic powers or you learn them from an accredited witching or wizarding school.  FACT.  That is irrefutable, I don't care who you are.  You could be the king of Siam for all I care!  Science and magic DO NOT mix and they NEVER WILL.  This is why you cannot infuse a tiny man with magic.  Even if tiny magicians tried to breed themselves down into one tiny leprechaun man... IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.  I don't care who you are.  I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!  LEPRECHAUNS ARE NOT REAL!

"They usually take the form of old men who enjoy partaking in mischief."

More like they usually take the form of the invisible man because they don't even exist!

"Their trade is that of a cobbler or shoemaker."

More like their trade is an original Honus Wagner baseball card, because if they were real you know they would be totally stupid!

"They are said to be very rich, having many treasure crocks buried during war-time."

The idea of leprechauns existing is a pretty treasured crock if you ask me!  Just give it up!

"If anyone keeps an eye fixed upon one, he cannot escape, but the moment the eye is withdrawn he vanishes."

I thought the same thing about a pile of breadcrumbs, but then I watched a bunch of ants carry them away!

"They are extremely wealthy and like to hide their gold in secret locations, which can only be revealed if a person were to actually capture and interrogate a leprechaun for its money."

I think you are getting leprechauns confused with Jews; the people who run the media and feed you these lepre-lies!  If everyone took Saturday off work, my hamburger would never get made!  GIVE IT UP!

"By nature, leprechauns are ill-natured and mischievous, with a mind for cunning. Many tales present the leprechaun as outwitting a human."

Well they can't outwit me!  You too would be wise to heed this advice: "If you believe, you are deceived."  They aren't real!